{"id":199,"date":"2010-03-23T09:45:58","date_gmt":"2010-03-23T09:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.macnovel.org.uk\/?p=199"},"modified":"2010-03-23T09:45:58","modified_gmt":"2010-03-23T09:45:58","slug":"diet-pastiche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.macnovel.org.uk\/?p=199","title":{"rendered":"Diet Pastiche"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m working to some quite tough deadlines at the moment. I&#8217;ve just had to submit a 4,000 or so word assignment for my Software Development MSc. which outlines my plans for the dissertation. I&#8217;ve also got a huge amount of work to submit for the Novel Writing course. For tomorrow there are four 500 word pieces for Emily, covering the themes of this term&#8217;s classes. I&#8217;m reasonably happy with three of them but I need to polish one up quite considerably. Then I need to submit my opening (up to) 4,000 words of the novel to Alison by Saturday and I also have a tutorial on Saturday with Alison for which I need to provide the text by Thursday. I could theoretically use the same material for both of Alison&#8217;s submissions but it seems a wasted opportunity &#8212; so I have a deficit of about 4,000 words that I need to plug by Thursday.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s also bi-monthly deadline time for a magazine that I write for locally. Over the last few years I&#8217;ve produced a few April fool articles of a bit of a surreal or satirical nature and I&#8217;ve come up with one for this year which celebrates, if that&#8217;s the right word, the sort of British pub culture that I&#8217;m going to try and work into &#8216;The Angel&#8217;. It&#8217;s written in the style of a woman&#8217;s magazine, particularly the opening, and tries to suggest a way of subverting the government&#8217;s increasingly over-prescriptive messages on alcohol. The big irony is that I&#8217;m currently abstaining from alcohol myself, loosely for the Lent period, and I&#8217;ve written this when I&#8217;ve not had a drink myself for over a month, incredible though it may seem.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.macnovel.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Watching-the-Pints.pdf\">Watching the Pints<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m working to some quite tough deadlines at the moment. I&#8217;ve just had to submit a 4,000 or so word assignment for my Software Development MSc. which outlines my plans for the dissertation. I&#8217;ve also got a huge amount of work to submit for the Novel Writing course. For tomorrow there are four 500 word &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.macnovel.org.uk\/?p=199\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Diet Pastiche&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[41,157,190,189,40],"class_list":["post-199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-life","tag-deadlines","tag-pubs","tag-sample-writing","tag-satire","tag-tutorials"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.macnovel.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.macnovel.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.macnovel.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.macnovel.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.macnovel.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.macnovel.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":201,"href":"https:\/\/www.macnovel.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.macnovel.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.macnovel.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.macnovel.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}